Thought Point

"We say yes out of fear, we say no out of love..."

Good Morning, I Don"t Want To Smell Your Vagina

OK so what's up with smelly vagina women in the gym.

How do I know this you ask? Because I am the unfortunate soul doing crunches on the mat directly below (and slightly to the left) of your squats as you blow your vagina air onto my face.

I mean really. I understand that women roll out of bed going directly to the gym, and shower after, this makes perfect sense. But there should be a few pre-workout, pre-shower ground rules before they even think about sliding that membership card.

Personally, I minimally "rinse off" before going to the gym early in the morning, with a quick spritz of body spray.

This is a must.

For those who don't bother, I say all gym's need to install a secret electronic vajayjay sniffer. If the levels are above a 2, a quick shot of Fabreeze between the legs goes unnoticed as they enter. Anything between a 4 and 7 sounds a quiet alarm to make its owner aware to keep her distance between other gym goers. If above an 8, a pair of clean underwear, a soapy wash cloth and a note emerge.

Please. Think of others around you when you are working out. I can smell you, really.

Unmarried

After 22 years of marriage, I checked out of it at 2:15 in court room 2A a year ago this week. Just like that. No witnesses, no cake, no white dress...hell I didn't even get an ex-bridal shower - and I could have used some new bath towels.

I thought about how I stood there alone, just another number. I even laughed at myself a bit as I wondered, "what does one wear to a divorce?" Is it come-as-you-are event? Or do I treat myself to red lipstick and a new wrap dress?

It took all of 3 seconds to erase two decades.

But then I thought about it, I would rather stand alone and take my power back without permission, then start again with the three entities I got married with. All three of us standing at the alter tying our lives together.

Me, him and his secret.

Perhaps power is letting go of the grip of the past and standing empty handed facing the future with someone you love.

You know who you are.....