I love the smell of new books
I secretly like Shake-N-Bake
yes I have peed in a pool
I hate raw tomatoes because they remind me of blood clots
I took a faceless photo of my boobs with the ER Polaroid and taped it on the Doctors locker...on a dare. A year later I found it in his bedside drawer while I was snooping & using his phone at a company party he threw. Apparently I was in his "Masturbatory Hall of Fame." I could never look at him the same again. And no, he never knew it was me.
I used to have a pierced belly button (Hey, it was the 90's)
I read the entire collection (33) of Nancy Drew books as a kid in one summer while eating only grilled cheese sandwiches.
I read 33 books on the Holocaust as an adult and cried every night for three months.
Lilacs and Astor lily's are my favorite flower. When I walk by them in NYC I wish they were for me just once.
I have kissed 6 different men from 6 different countries - and yes it's all the same.
Santorini Greece is my favorite place in the world - scatter my ashes
I once thought I had a miscarriage and saved "it" in a bag in my crisper drawer overnight (it wasn't...don't ask)
I have never had a one night stand.
Ever.
I have had three women proposition me - (I didn't) They are still my friends and are all straight.
I like to talk to cab drivers and I openly ask them about the towel wrap thingy. This mortifies my friends.
I love to dance and I secretly wish I was onstage in a musical
I got kicked out of the vatican for wearing mens boxers as shorts in 1985
I got kicked out of the Louve for eating M&M's and photographing the Mona Lisa - same trip
I can do the splits three ways
I am a good ice skater
I almost became Jewish, but didn't like the food
I made out with my cousin once
I bought a car from a priest and he ripped me off
I sold a car to a pastor and the check bounced
I no longer go to church but I believe in God
My parents hid us in the basement on Halloween. Swear.
I sometimes pray, mainly when I am scared
I am afraid to die
I have never watched a full porn show (just seconds) no reason, just haven't
I LOVE:
white wine
Irish Bars
being kissed - unexpectedly
thunderstorms at night
Sunday mornings in bed reading the newspaper with someone special
old bathtubs filled to the top with bubbles
vintage homes
glass front cupboards
black and white checked floors
laundry shutes
subways
the city and the wilderness - the same
water fountains
the sound of water
Diet Coke on airplanes (tastes better)
Phi-Phi Island Thailand
the ocean
magazines
WSJ and NYT newspapers only
CNN
dark roast coffee, cream, 2 Splenda, double cupped, Grande
a dogs face..any dog
rice
bagels with honey
organic pizza
eating strawberries naked
thick towels
500 thread count sheets
a mans neck
yoga
lakes and boats
front porches
old wood
vintage dresses
summer air
sun dried sheets
vanilla
old three strand crystal jewelry
writing reading writing reading writing reading.......
anything that shimmers (glitter, stones, water, a child's eyes...)
I DISLIKE
Toxic anything/anyone
passive sex
narcissists
mean spirited people
gossip and pride
the word wig-wam
people who stink on airplanes
whom ever leaves the empty half-half container at Starbucks and walks away
whom ever welds the carts together at the grocery store while I am asleep
one-ply toilet paper
cheap people who never pay for you
takers
uninformed people who think they know...
creamed corn
group exercises
narrow minds
