Where does my money go?









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Here is a picture of my kitchen at 1pm.

Then again at 5pm the same day when I am $300 dollars POORER.

All I seem to do is buy food...and lots of it; for three teenagers.

When I ask "what happens to all this food"...nobody admits to actually eating any of it. That's $600 a month PLUS the "run and grabs" in-between. Five Popsicles mysteriously disappeared yesterday. I ask each child "who did this?"... and I get the smart-ass response... "Like we eat Popsicles..???

I look at the dogs who stood blinking at my feet. Nope. Wrong kind of hands.

I love my grown up embryos, but I have decided that since I exist mainly on Zone Bars and water, when they move out I will have roughly $8000K extra annually to spend frivolously on yours truly. I am simple to please...really. (No man need to complain.) Skip the jewelry, flowers and undies...(Only need to look good flying across the room anyway) And please me with any of the following.

My new expenditures will be:







Books (does anyone else love the smell of these?)

Tea (I'm odd, I during other peoples tea when I have 400 lbs in my house)

Facial fill products (I look like Howdy-Doody with no lips)

Paper, notebooks and cool pens (told you I am easy)

Airline tickets to Europe bi-annually (I need a co-traveler)

Organic food

Wine 

Waxing (Regular)

Good underwear (always)

Gas for monthly beach trips (alone with M&M's I don't have to hide in the china hutch)

Zone Bars

Meet a man I adore and buy him ties.....