Bra & Order

Last night I decided to go to the gym and work off a little PMS bloat.

Remembering that my gym clothes were in my car from my well meaning plan of going earlier in the day, I decided to change right there.

In the shroud of darkness I preceded to remove my shirt and lacy bra and fumbled around as my boobs got caught in my spandex tank top..(you know that built in bra thingy inside... and how it gets all twisted and caught up in the girls)?

I struggled to find both openings, line them up; while trying not mess my ponytail and still breath.

Starting my car I casually slipped in a CD. I glanced up to see the soft orange glow of my neighbors cigarette as he stood on his deck taking in the whole peep show from a mere 10 feet away smiling.

It was then I realized I had my dome light on.

I simply could not back out of the driveway fast enough.

This morning he gave me a sly smile with a nod when we passed in the street.

Note to self: Never. I mean NEVER assume nobody is watching.